The seminar was packed to the gills and by the time a lunch break was announced at 12:30 p.m., the venue’s concession stands groaned with people snagging chicken strips and other of the usual Toyota Center fare. Sadly, the beer and concessions were closed. The post-lunch entertainment came complete with a hip-hop DJ spinning MC Hammer and Journey and emcee rhyming about achieving goals.
Following the hip-hop show, there was an awkward Beach Boys beach party complete with beach balls fanning out in the crowd. The best dancers were brought onstage to prance for the packed house to win a trip to Disneyworld while “Surfin’ U.S.A.” blared. A comely brunette was sure to win but she was edged out by an oldster and a girl who cheated and did a faux strip tease. The brunette was our favorite. She kind of had a Megan Fox thing going on.
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