Like bobbing for apples and sacrificing stray bums, slutty costumes on women will be forever relegated to the nostalgic past – a relic of a simpler time when a girl could be a firefighter with just yellow hot pants, suspenders, some toupee tape and a hat. Those days are gone now folks. In the days of my youth the costumes scarcely qualified as dressing up, so scantily were the ladies clad. In the great Halloween of ‘05, I even saw a pair of girls whose underwear concealed the whole of their costumes. Slutty sailors, slutty school girls, slutty archeologists, slutty refugees, appropriately dressed strippers and prostitutes, slutty cave women, slutty referees, slutty sluts, slutty air traffic controllers, slutty lumberjacks, slutty Gary Buseys and my favorite, slutty Rosie the Riveters – all those great costumes will be lost in time, like tears in the rain.
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