And this isn’t to say Houston is the worst. How’d you like to play for the El Campo Ricebirds, the Calhoun Sandcrabs or, wait for it, the Farmersville Fightin’ Famers (we are not kidding).
But, for us, none can compare to these five classic choices.
5. Texas City Stingarees
Look, we know that it sounds cool. In many ways, it simply is cool. But, the fact is when you do a lookup on Google, all you find listed for the name besides the music festival of the same name are mentions of a San Diego neighborhood home to pimps and prostitutes in the early 1900’s and an old western. The name, frankly, sounds more like a cheerleading squad (they are called the Stingarettes – we don’t make this up) than a team name that will hopefully evoke fear and respect in your competition. Stingarees just makes us giggle.
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